“That place is horrible. It’s got a ton of stuff about a bell that had no significance whatsoever in American history. It was just a bell with really good PR.”
— Dude responding to Gov Isl’s exhibit questions in comparison to Philadelphia’s history
“is Ducksauce big in NYC?”
— Candice Walsh, ladies and gentleman
email from Dad of the day:
how the fuck did I just gain 100 followers on Tumblr?
all because I quoted a fun fact about languages from Afar magazine?
did the hookah thing not interest you guys at all!?
introduce yourselves please.
“I don’t have any money, if that’s what you’re after. And I’m not of those girls who does weird stuff in bed because they think they have to. If you’re a gay guy looking for a beard, I don’t do that anymore.”
come die of cuteness with me and Maeby
Michael Cera aka The Serenation
Oh shit they added a new zodiac sign!
Capricorn - Jan 20 to Feb 16
Aquarius - Feb 16 to Mar 11
Pisces - Mar 11 to Apr 18
Aries - Apr 18 to May 13
Taurus - May 13 to Jun 21
Gemini - Jun 21 to Jul 20
Cancer - Jul 20 to Aug 10
Leo - Aug 10 to Sep 16
Virgo - Sep 16 to Oct 30
Libra - Oct 30 to Nov 23
Scorpius - Nov 23 to Nov 29
Ophiuchus - Nov 29 to Dec 17
Sagittarius - Dec 17 to Jan 20
What is this fuckery? I’M NOW A LEO?! I don’t like it, but I guess it makes more sense since I have more leo traits than virgo ones.
wait … you can’t just ADD another sign? i’ve been an aquarius all my life! and i resemble its traits. fuck you universe, i’m aquarius OR NOTHING!