1) Get Followers, 2) Get Likes, 3) Money Shoots Out Of Computer Hole
this guy.
85% of my conversations these days
- Me: Hey I'm Alisha I do social media consulting and sometimes lead a double life as a travel writer
- Other person: I don't know what that means. Is that even a real job?
The best web strategy is one you don’t understand.
This is totally hilarious. If you’re involved in advertising, digital, or tech in any way you’ll appreciate this vid and will likely be crying at your desk.
UGH. THESE DUDES. THIS. ALL OF IT.
from now on, instead of handing over my resume, I’m going to print out a bunch of these infographics that define my job and see if that gets me hired instead.
it’s all about buzzwords and infographics anyway, AMIRITE?!LOLZ.
today’s tasks:
- show my boss how to use Last.fm
- buy a gift certificate to a high brow restaurant
- order season 1 of The Office on Netflix
yea. I think I’ll do just fine here.
what’s a social media campaign?
my task today: answer that question with a fancy pants presentation.
this is going to make my brain hurt.
I was told I needed to take a photo of myself “tweeting” for a special Twitter Travel article. so… yah
WHAT IS MY JOB?!
I’m having a mental breakdown. Holding a debate with my colleagues on whether to keep the word “piss” on a blog post. I can’t believe I have to edit articles like this.