Don’t You Dare Ask Me Why I Look Mad
- Guys, has this ever worked for you? How exactly do you see this moment playing out? Something like this, perhaps?
- You: Hey girl, why do you look so mad?
- Her: Because I was worried you weren't going to come over and talk to me but now that that's fixed why don't we head over to my place?
- THIS. WILL. NEVER. HAPPEN.
- How it will actually play out:
- You: Hey girl, why do you look so mad?
- Her: Silence
- Or, if you say this to me:
- Me: Fuck you.
When someone tells you that your job is just to play on Facebook all day..
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Marriage tip: Do not post that your long johns have been making you feel “moist” and then ask your wife if she wants to make out.
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