“You can be a part of my media empire: “Fuck You, Pay Me Enterprises”
— Spencer Spellman and I are for hire.
“if I’ve just met you, I don’t want to hear you talk about your blog jobs from an escort”
— a drunk Spencer Spellman tries to talk blow jobs but has link juice on his mind
“Alisha Miranda. This isn’t just a friendship.”
“Nah, the stuff after the wedding was fun.”
— Spencer Spellman, explaining that his previous wedding ceremony was lame but AFTER…
“China don’t play around”
— Spencer Spellman
like I said, don't have an event for travel bloggers where you give out free food.
"Sir, would you like some quesadillas with tender grilled chicken, melted cheese and fresh off the cob corn. Usually it'd be $15 but you can have it for free and I'll come around every 5 minutes"
who the FUCK would turn that down
well, can't wait til tonight.
i wanna marry the eurocheapo brothers. is that too much?
there's a word for women like you
they tweeted me this week. wanted to grab beers
whats the word
my ranty guy twin has arrived.
I don’t give a shit about your page views, how many referrals from Twitter you had, how many people follow you on Twitter, your Alexa rank, what your PR rank is or what your bounce rate is. Do you people spend all day on Google Analytics? Am I missing something? Should I be getting my jollys from this? I’d get more out of hearing you tell me you’re staying regular..
Sweet! This is my highest trafficked day on Tumblr..Gotta go
STFU and stop being me, Spencer.
kidding. I’m predicting your blog will become my biggest Tumblr crush.