That. Just. Happened
- Me: What would you do if the Cloverfield monster attacked RIGHT NOW!
- Alisha: Thank god. Someone who understands that this isn't a hurricane, but Cloverfield.
thegadflyer replied to your post: Cartagena is also an awesome city! Make sure you plan your time our right though. You’ll want to see the wall city but try to get out into the new city too. Also a trip to Santa Marta is a good idea. Depending on your age, there’s a lot to do. One thing I suggest for you is taking a Chiva trip through the new city. The ticket sellers will seem a little sketch, but don’t worry, it’s fine. You pay about 30,000 pesos i believe to go on a chiva trip through the town. You’ll have beverages, alcohol and a vallenato band playing…and of course, the Colombian people who will make sure you have the time of your life! It’s a lot of fun and a great way to spend a night in the city. :)
Call someone in the states every 30 minutes, carry a flashlight, buy a world phone, carry a can of mace, keep a billy club at your side, and put a pair of nunchucks in your purse and you should be alright.
FALSE.
shouldn’t you be at the beach scouring for topless women or something, gringo?
GPOYW- a few of my favorite things:
1. LOOK HOW TAN I AM
2. goodie bagging for Meet, Plan, Go!
3. scoring free Not For Tourists guidebooks
4. Spencer Spellman Tumblr Spam
I ask Teresa where I should meet her tonight, so naturally she responds with a comment about Spencer. cool.
SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LEAVE YOUR RICAN GIRLS BEHIND, SPELLMAN!?
like I said, don't have an event for travel bloggers where you give out free food.
- Spencer Spellman: "Sir, would you like some quesadillas with tender grilled chicken, melted cheese and fresh off the cob corn. Usually it'd be $15 but you can have it for free and I'll come around every 5 minutes"
- Spencer Spellman: who the FUCK would turn that down
just living the dream.
- Spencer's new status message - Just realized I can turn on arrested development and watch it from the heart shaped tub
Me: I abhor buses. Alisha: Yeah I don’t like them. Me: Like I’ll do anything to avoid having to ride on a bus.
And what am I doing right now?! Riding on a fucking bus.
hey remember that time we said we don’t ride buses?
For the win
this just shows you certain brands’ priority with Twittering.
*THIS JUST IN* the good sir TopherChris at Tumblr has actually replied and sent me an inquiry regarding one of my client’s brand mentions. thank you Chris, for caring and being awesome enough to send an appreciative email.
well, can't wait til tonight.
- me: i wanna marry the eurocheapo brothers. is that too much?
- Spencer: there's a word for women like you
- Spencer: they tweeted me this week. wanted to grab beers
- me: whats the word
- Spencer: Polygamist
my ranty guy twin has arrived.
I don’t give a shit about your page views, how many referrals from Twitter you had, how many people follow you on Twitter, your Alexa rank, what your PR rank is or what your bounce rate is. Do you people spend all day on Google Analytics? Am I missing something? Should I be getting my jollys from this? I’d get more out of hearing you tell me you’re staying regular..
Sweet! This is my highest trafficked day on Tumblr..Gotta go
STFU and stop being me, Spencer.
kidding. I’m predicting your blog will become my biggest Tumblr crush.