my ranty guy twin has arrived.


I don’t give a shit about your page views, how many referrals from Twitter you had, how many people follow you on Twitter, your Alexa rank, what your PR rank is or what your bounce rate is. Do you people spend all day on Google Analytics? Am I missing something? Should I be getting my jollys from this? I’d get more out of hearing you tell me you’re staying regular..

Sweet! This is my highest trafficked day on Tumblr..Gotta go

STFU and stop being me, Spencer.

kidding. I’m predicting your blog will become my biggest Tumblr crush.