“You can be a part of my media empire: “Fuck You, Pay Me Enterprises”
— Spencer Spellman and I are for hire.

That. Just. Happened

  • Me: What would you do if the Cloverfield monster attacked RIGHT NOW!
  • Alisha: Thank god. Someone who understands that this isn't a hurricane, but Cloverfield.
“if I’ve just met you, I don’t want to hear you talk about your blog jobs from an escort”
— a drunk Spencer Spellman tries to talk blow jobs but has link juice on his mind
“Alisha Miranda. This isn’t just a friendship.”

GPOYW- a few of my favorite things:

1. LOOK HOW TAN I AM

2. goodie bagging for Meet, Plan, Go!

3. scoring free Not For Tourists guidebooks

4. Spencer Spellman Tumblr Spam

I ask Teresa where I should meet her tonight, so naturally she responds with a comment about Spencer. cool. 

SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LEAVE YOUR RICAN GIRLS BEHIND, SPELLMAN!?

I ask Teresa where I should meet her tonight, so naturally she responds with a comment about Spencer. cool.

SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LEAVE YOUR RICAN GIRLS BEHIND, SPELLMAN!?

“Nah, the stuff after the wedding was fun.”
— Spencer Spellman, explaining that his previous wedding ceremony was lame but AFTER…
“China don’t play around”
— Spencer Spellman

like I said, don't have an event for travel bloggers where you give out free food.

  • Spencer Spellman: "Sir, would you like some quesadillas with tender grilled chicken, melted cheese and fresh off the cob corn. Usually it'd be $15 but you can have it for free and I'll come around every 5 minutes"
  • Spencer Spellman: who the FUCK would turn that down

just living the dream.

  • Spencer's new status message - Just realized I can turn on arrested development and watch it from the heart shaped tub

thegadflyer:

Me: I abhor buses. Alisha: Yeah I don’t like them. Me: Like I’ll do anything to avoid having to ride on a bus.

And what am I doing right now?! Riding on a fucking bus.

hey remember that time we said we don’t ride buses?

thegadflyer:

For the win

this just shows you certain brands’ priority with Twittering.
*THIS JUST IN* the good sir TopherChris at Tumblr has actually replied and sent me an inquiry regarding one of my client’s brand mentions. thank you Chris, for caring and being awesome enough to send an appreciative email.

thegadflyer:

For the win

this just shows you certain brands’ priority with Twittering.

*THIS JUST IN* the good sir TopherChris at Tumblr has actually replied and sent me an inquiry regarding one of my client’s brand mentions. thank you Chris, for caring and being awesome enough to send an appreciative email.

well, can't wait til tonight.

  • me: i wanna marry the eurocheapo brothers. is that too much?
  • Spencer: there's a word for women like you
  • Spencer: they tweeted me this week. wanted to grab beers
  • me: whats the word
  • Spencer: Polygamist

my ranty guy twin has arrived.

thegadflyer:

I don’t give a shit about your page views, how many referrals from Twitter you had, how many people follow you on Twitter, your Alexa rank, what your PR rank is or what your bounce rate is. Do you people spend all day on Google Analytics? Am I missing something? Should I be getting my jollys from this? I’d get more out of hearing you tell me you’re staying regular..

Sweet! This is my highest trafficked day on Tumblr..Gotta go

STFU and stop being me, Spencer.

kidding. I’m predicting your blog will become my biggest Tumblr crush.