Pro Tapas Counter Culture

  • BOURDAIN: We will never have tapas culture in America. Never. Ever. So you're looking to change the entire day, from the minute you get up in the morning in America. Nap in the afternoon. Are you out of your mind?
  • ZAMBONI: I want to. . . walk to my bar. I want to have a little beer.
  • BOURDAIN: Yes, I want a golden unicorn that shits money. Both of those scenarios are equally likely.