aww, she doesn’t get it.
“I want a guy who will be monogamous and nice to his mother. And I want someone who likes musicals but knows to just shut his mouth when I’m watching Lost. And I want someone who thinks being really into cars is lame and strip clubs are gross. I want someone who will actually empty out the dishwasher instead of just taking out forks as needed… like I do. I want someone with clean hands and feet and beefy forearms like a damn Disney prince! And I want him to genuinely like me, even when I’m old”
— Liz Lemon
“Darryl Philbin is the most complicated man I have ever met. Who says exactly what they’re thinking? What kind of game is that?”
— Kelly Kapoor