Draper: “Why do we do this?”
Sterling: “For the sex, but it’s always disappointing.”

"I want you to bring me a good looking version of Don."

"I’m going to count to three, and then I’m gonna start saying a lot of words you don’t like, sweetheart."

"I’ll buy you a drink if you wipe the blood off your mouth."

Draper: “What do women want?”
Sterling: “Who cares.”

"I looked out on that crowd, and all I saw was a bunch more women I disappointed." 

Happy Birthday, Darling.

absotutely would.