girl talk with Katie
- katie: JUST PUT YOUR FACE ON MY FACE
- me: i have maaaaaaaaybe 3 moves
- me: so if htey dont work, im OUT
- katie: TAGGIN' OUT
- katie: SOMEONE ELSE HOP IN
- katie: THAT'S IT
- katie: it sounds fantastic and amazing and french
“you haven’t been doing what you’re doing for this long without being good at it.”
one step closer to underwear pancake.
listen, I tried, okay?
today was pretty swell overall. because I:
- received my first care package from LostCrates
- enjoyed a #TREATYOSELF solo brunch at Toms
- coworked at a bar in my ‘hood
- with a new Tumblrer friend
- who’s got amazing ideas and is pretty awesome
- ordered in dinner
- took a class on abandoned historic spots of NYC
- to which I am now forever creeped out but fascinated
- went to a “non office holiday dance party” in Gowanus
- channeled Liz Lemon dancing with the girls
- ATTEMPTED TO BE BOLD
- we’ll see
- drank for the 4th straight night in a row this week
- will sleep in all the morning tomorrow
ok bye.
“Clear eyes. Full hearts. Can’t Lose.”
- Amy: Kiss me where I've never been kissed before
- Sheldon: You mean like Salt Lake City?
yea, I’m pretty sure I’m destined to be with a Smelly Cooper when I grow up.
in a world where Ricky Gervais and Larry David are rivals, I cannot contain my laughter.
“What’s the point of that? I don’t wanna meet new people!”
— Larry David