for once, I'm with George on this one.

  • GEORGE (defensive): Well...I was in the locker room showering, and I...I had to go, so...
  • JERRY: Here we go.
  • GEORGE: Anyway, I think the guy in the shower opposite saw me. He gave me a dirty look.
  • ELAINE: You went...in the shower?
  • GEORGE: Yeah, so what? I'm not the only one! <Kramer enters with his quilt.>
  • ELAINE (to Jerry): Do you go in the shower?
  • JERRY: No, never.
  • ELAINE (to Kramer): Do you?
  • KRAMER: I take baths.
  • GEORGE: Well, what was I supposed to do? Get out of the shower, put on my bathrobe? Go all the way down to the other end? Come all the way back?
  • ELAINE: Ever hear of...holding it in?
  • GEORGE: Oh, no...no, that's very bad for the kidneys.
  • ELAINE: How do you know?
  • GEORGE: Medical journals!
  • JERRY: Do the medical journals mention anything about standing in a pool of someone else's urine?