for once, I'm with George on this one.
- GEORGE (defensive): Well...I was in the locker room showering, and I...I had to go, so...
- JERRY: Here we go.
- GEORGE: Anyway, I think the guy in the shower opposite saw me. He gave me a dirty look.
- ELAINE: You went...in the shower?
- GEORGE: Yeah, so what? I'm not the only one! <Kramer enters with his quilt.>
- ELAINE (to Jerry): Do you go in the shower?
- JERRY: No, never.
- ELAINE (to Kramer): Do you?
- KRAMER: I take baths.
- GEORGE: Well, what was I supposed to do? Get out of the shower, put on my bathrobe? Go all the way down to the other end? Come all the way back?
- ELAINE: Ever hear of...holding it in?
- GEORGE: Oh, no...no, that's very bad for the kidneys.
- ELAINE: How do you know?
- GEORGE: Medical journals!
- JERRY: Do the medical journals mention anything about standing in a pool of someone else's urine?
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George Costanza :: Believe It or Not (Answering Machine Message)
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In 4th grade, I sang this song for our family’s answering machine message (adjusting the words of course). People would call our house just to hear the song. It was on there for about two years.
Looks like I have a new voicemail
I WANNA KNOW WHACHU PAID FOR THIS JACKET!
um, so I really want this as my voicemail. someone tell me how to make this happen.
characters I love to hate.