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long live Rushmore
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![bbook:
Barry: I’m lookin’ at your face and I just wanna smash it. I just wanna fuckin’ smash it with a sledgehammer and squeeze it. You’re so pretty. Lena: I want to chew your face, and I want to scoop out your eyes and I want to eat them and chew them and suck on them. [pause] Barry: OK. This is funny. This is nice.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwz4gsmsQG1qzspj4o1_500.jpg)
Barry: I’m lookin’ at your face and I just wanna smash it. I just wanna fuckin’ smash it with a sledgehammer and squeeze it. You’re so pretty.
Lena: I want to chew your face, and I want to scoop out your eyes and I want to eat them and chew them and suck on them.
[pause]
Barry: OK. This is funny. This is nice.
“I wonder if it remembers me.”
If you weren’t my best friend, I’d pop your head off
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GPOY
future biz name. every time.
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Valentine’s Day tip: take your woman here, get laid.
“Have you ever gone to a puppy parade halfway through? It is POINTLESS.”
— Troy, Community
GPOY
Sex Ed
- Andy: Herpes is a consequence of sex
- Andy: Can anyone else name a consequence of sex?
- Kevin: It feels unbelievable.
this song will never get old.
“Lying’s the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off - but it’s better if you do.”
— Jane Jones, Closer
“Liz: Cross promotional, deal mechanics, revenue streams, jargon, synergy.
Jack: That’s the best presentation I’ve ever seen. Get started right away.”
Jack: That’s the best presentation I’ve ever seen. Get started right away.”
— 30 Rock, Winter Madness (via wetgrassbelowblueblackabove) (via fuckyeahlizlemon)
