Jerry Seinfeld: They say “life’s too short” I say it’s way too long. There’s something to that. Do you think that’s how life ends? Really just go “Enough. I had enough.” Tell me, aside from that, (having kids), what isn’t just completely brain-numbingly repetitive?

Colin Quinn: Everyone says Downtown Abbey's pretty good.

[this episode takes place in one of my favorite places on earth: Red Hook]

The other thing that’s object of fascination … and it goes back to the Mad Men thing, is the corporate environment. The idea of bosses and employees is just hilarious to us. Why is that so funny? It’s such a humanly typical attempt to organize what is unorganizable. We just see the hopelessness of trying to organize human endeavor into a building.
Jerry Seinfeld

FUCK YOU STEVEN!

  • Alec Baldwin: I moved downtown
  • Jerry Seinfeld: oh, tell me how that's going
  • Alec Baldwin: ohhh. it's so strange. you're in your apartment at three in the morning you hear, "FUCK YOU STEVEN! STEVEN! GET BACK HERE!" like a full five minutes go by that's "FUCK YOU STEVEN!" I'm like "she's still at 'fuck you Steven'" like a pot that's just boiling.
  • Jerry Seinfeld: only youth can give you that energy.
  • Alec Baldwin: only young people could keep those flames burning, those pots boiling all that time.
  • Alec Baldwin: FUCK YOU STEVE! STEVEN! GET BACK HERE!