Jerry Seinfeld: They say “life’s too short” I say it’s way too long. There’s something to that. Do you think that’s how life ends? Really just go “Enough. I had enough.” Tell me, aside from that, (having kids), what isn’t just completely brain-numbingly repetitive?
Colin Quinn: Everyone says Downtown Abbey’s pretty good.
[this episode takes place in one of my favorite places on earth: Red Hook]
FUCK YOU STEVEN!
- Alec Baldwin: I moved downtown
- Jerry Seinfeld: oh, tell me how that's going
- Alec Baldwin: ohhh. it's so strange. you're in your apartment at three in the morning you hear, "FUCK YOU STEVEN! STEVEN! GET BACK HERE!" like a full five minutes go by that's "FUCK YOU STEVEN!" I'm like "she's still at 'fuck you Steven'" like a pot that's just boiling.
- Jerry Seinfeld: only youth can give you that energy.
- Alec Baldwin: only young people could keep those flames burning, those pots boiling all that time.
- Alec Baldwin: FUCK YOU STEVE! STEVEN! GET BACK HERE!
Jerry’s special guest is Ricky Gervais in this episode of Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee. Next episode starting August 9th @ 9pm ET/6pm PT.
this is the greatest thing to come across my screen.
also watch the Larry David episode, if you want to more evidence to why I love him so.