dailyseinfeld:

Jerry’s special guest is Ricky Gervais in this episode of Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee. Next episode starting August 9th @ 9pm ET/6pm PT.

this is the greatest thing to come across my screen.

also watch the Larry David episode, if you want to more evidence to why I love him so.

comedynerdsunited:

comedycentral:

John Oliver’s New York Stand-Up Show Returns Friday, July 20 at 11/10!

Have you been hearing fireworks at night all week and wondering what all the fuss is about? Turns out everyone’s just super excited for a new season of John Oliver’s New York Stand-Up Show.

It premieres in two weeks and will feature performances by (deep breath!) Hari Kondabolu, Mark Normand, Ben Kronberg, Wyatt Cenac, Jared Logan, Adam Newman, Emily Heller, Hannibal Buress, Leo Allen, Al Jackson, Sheng Wang, Marc Maron, Mike Lawrence, Andy Zaltzman, Kurt Braunohler, David O’Doherty, Michael Che, Iliza Shlesinger, Michael Ian Black, Dan St. Germain, Adam Lowitt and Dana Gould.

Okay, you watch the trailer. I’m gonna get my inhaler.

I went to a taping of this and can assure you that it’s worth tuning in for!!

so did I! yay! comedy shows!

Aziz Ansari goes to Japan | GQ

  • "You are on television?" one of the girls asked Ansari. He allowed that he was.
  • "What program would I know about?"
  • "Have you seen Friends?"
  • "Yes!" all the girls said simultaneously.
  • "I played Chandler," said Ansari. "Indian Chandler."

toddbarry:

Reenactment of me asking Delta if I’ll be getting upgraded on my flight tomorrow.

BTW, I just ran into Todd Barry on the F train like… 3 hours ago. awesome, I love this man.

Aziz Ansari, Dave Attell, and Louis CK.

why have I not been here yet?!

some highlights of tonight’s comedic showdown:
+ Eugene Mirman’s review of Comic Con
+ n-word cat video commentary
+ The Taint Monologues
+ angry black female storming the stage during Butthole Surfers comedian’s offensive & racist set, only to be blasted in the face with confetti
+ Todd Barry calling out a woman who decided to read during his set, and a woman who shouted for him to speak louder
none of the above is funny to anyone except the people who were there tonight. but I don’t care, I’m still laughing just remembering the antics of tonight.
weekend scene: complete. some highlights of tonight’s comedic showdown:
+ Eugene Mirman’s review of Comic Con
+ n-word cat video commentary
+ The Taint Monologues
+ angry black female storming the stage during Butthole Surfers comedian’s offensive & racist set, only to be blasted in the face with confetti
+ Todd Barry calling out a woman who decided to read during his set, and a woman who shouted for him to speak louder
none of the above is funny to anyone except the people who were there tonight. but I don’t care, I’m still laughing just remembering the antics of tonight.
weekend scene: complete. some highlights of tonight’s comedic showdown:
+ Eugene Mirman’s review of Comic Con
+ n-word cat video commentary
+ The Taint Monologues
+ angry black female storming the stage during Butthole Surfers comedian’s offensive & racist set, only to be blasted in the face with confetti
+ Todd Barry calling out a woman who decided to read during his set, and a woman who shouted for him to speak louder
none of the above is funny to anyone except the people who were there tonight. but I don’t care, I’m still laughing just remembering the antics of tonight.
weekend scene: complete.

some highlights of tonight’s comedic showdown:

+ Eugene Mirman’s review of Comic Con

+ n-word cat video commentary

+ The Taint Monologues

+ angry black female storming the stage during Butthole Surfers comedian’s offensive & racist set, only to be blasted in the face with confetti

+ Todd Barry calling out a woman who decided to read during his set, and a woman who shouted for him to speak louder

none of the above is funny to anyone except the people who were there tonight. but I don’t care, I’m still laughing just remembering the antics of tonight.

weekend scene: complete.

julesdwit:

Going! RT @EugeneMirman: I’m performing at Bell House on 8/1 w/ @Toddbarry @Kristenschaaled @LeopoldAllen @80miles & Wyatt Cenac. Come!

YES! TONIGHT! CAN’T WAIT!!!

“You shaved your head for V for Vendetta, did you also shave your V for Vagina?”
— Zach Galifianakis, Between Two Ferns with Natalie Portman
“Look, can you do me a favor? Can you please just die of AIDS already?
You’re the worst thing that happened to America.
And your mother’s a whore.”
— Louis CK, pushing hecklers buttons & being in a pro pro as usual
I absolutely have to go to this.

I absolutely have to go to this.

HEY! know what I’m going to do to finish this shitty weekend? watch a man who’s just as perverted and miserable as me while I stuff my face in a mountain of cookies and spend yet another night in sweats.
DON’T JUDGE ME.

HEY! know what I’m going to do to finish this shitty weekend? watch a man who’s just as perverted and miserable as me while I stuff my face in a mountain of cookies and spend yet another night in sweats.

DON’T JUDGE ME.

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