People see me, and they see the suit, and they go: “you’re not fooling anyone”, they know I’m rock and roll through and through. But you know that old thing, live fast, die young? Not my way. Live fast, sure, live too bloody fast sometimes, but die young? Die old. That’s the way- not orthodox, I don’t live by “the rules” you know.
David Brent
Slough’s nightlife is incredible; it’s got two nightclubs, it’s got Chasers and New York, New York. They call it the nightclub that never sleeps. That closes at one. There was, oh my god, a themed nightclub called Henry the Eights. This was incredible. It had the Anne Bol-inn, this is true, as you went into the loo, there was a sign that said mind your head, nice, and underneath someone had written ‘And don’t get your Hampton Court.’ It’s not there any more. But not a day goes by that I don’t think about it.
Tim
currently watching.
in my DVD commentary obsession this month, this series might be taking the cake. the show proves itself over and over again to be brilliant, Ricky Gervais is 100% obnoxious and a pain in the ass, but that’s what makes it so great… mate.

currently watching.

in my DVD commentary obsession this month, this series might be taking the cake. the show proves itself over and over again to be brilliant, Ricky Gervais is 100% obnoxious and a pain in the ass, but that’s what makes it so great… mate.

  • Gareth: How long has this been going on? When were you going to tell me? I can't believe you'd get off with a girl that I fancy.
  • Tim: Why can't you believe that, Gareth?
  • Gareth: Well, I can't believe there's a bird that fancies you over me for a start. What are you... he's a weird little bloke. Look at his cartoon face and his hair. He looks like a Fisher Price man. And his rubbish clothes... it makes me think there's something wrong with you, and yet in my head I'd still do you, so I'm confused... all right, I'll ask you straight: is there anything that could happen between us while this is going on?
  • Rachel: Like what?
  • Gareth: What, specifically? Hand job? Look, don't answer now. Think about it.