I’m sick of acting like a dumb, helpless girl just so a hot boy who dances his feelings will notice me. That’s not who I am. I’m a smart, strong, sensual woman.
Broad City apartment hunting episode is TOO REAL. & snort-level hilarious.
I think moaning is good for you. It makes you feel alive - a good moan, a good rant. So that’s why I couldn’t live in America. ‘Cause everyone thinks you should be happy. It’s all about living the dream. If you’re living the dream, how do you know you’re awake or if you’re asleep? If it’s exactly the same.
That’s what I quite like. I quite like having bad dreams. You wake up and you go, “Thank God for that.” If your dreams are better than your life, then what’s the point? Your dreams should never be better than your real life.
… Unless you’re a sloth. Because then they’re asleep a lot, aren’t they?
I don’t think there’s a better travel program on TV than “An Idiot Abroad”
In times of stress or moments of transition, sometimes it can feel like the whole world is closing in on you. When that happens, you should close your eyes, take a deep breath, listen to the people who love you when they give you advice and remember what really matters.
My tolerance to alcohol has gotten like really scary low. I drank three beers and I got all giggly and tired. And I didn’t want a fourth.
OK YEA ADDICTED TO SCANDAL. I GET IT NOW. SHE’S SO GOOD!
I live for the grid. It’s where I get 40% of my jump off.