Guys: we’re going to JJ’s for victory waffles, then we’re staying up all night talking about our lives and our feelings. NON-NEGOTIABLE. Let’s go! City Council, bitches!
- Leslie Knope

my current reaction to this entire apartment situation.

(Source: snakehole-lounge)

These are photos from my Flickr Photostream.

I love you and I like you.

I’m gonna get drunk and then order a 3 course meal; where every meal is dessert.
- Leslie Knope

not knowing 90s R&B is #3 on my “No, No” list

Now if you’ll excuse me I’m about to endorse ten beers into my mouth because this has been an incredibly stressful evening.

Hey - when you two spoon, who spoons who?

DJ RUMBA TEARING IT UUUPPPPP

PUNK ASS BOOK JOCKEYS!

jiffygiffy:

Wet Hot American Summer (2001) vs. Parks and Recreation (2012)

fuuuccckkkk this is perfect.

“Clear eyes. Full hearts. Can’t Lose.”

azizisbored:

Essential reading for any gentleman!
gq:

What Would Jean-Ralphio Do? (WWJ-RD?)
Parks and Recreation’s Snake Juice entrepreneur offers love advice and more.

GQ: Best way to pop the more important question, i.e. “Will you have sex with me?” Jean-Ralphio: Text; tweet; Friendster post; fortune in a fortune cookie; during a screening of Stuart Little; sign language; Legos; make an adorable 2-year-old hand over a note asking the question for you; as a follow-up question, after she says “no” to “will you marry me.”GQ: What’s the ideal date? Jean-Ralphio: Me, Snake Juice, anything by Tyrese or Sisqó playing in the background, waterbed.GQ: You’re in fifth grade. It’s math class. Julie sends you a note: I think you’re kinda cute.” What’s your next move?Jean-Ralphio: I pass her a scientific calculator with pre-typed numbers that, when held upside down, spells BOOBIES.GQ: You’re 83 years old. It’s bingo night. Ethel makes eye contact. What’s your next move?Jean-Ralphio: I pass her a scientific calculator with pre-typed numbers that, when held upside down, spells BOOBIES.


JEAN RALPHIO, DANCE UP ON ME.

azizisbored:

Essential reading for any gentleman!

gq:

What Would Jean-Ralphio Do? (WWJ-RD?)

Parks and Recreation’s Snake Juice entrepreneur offers love advice and more.



GQ: Best way to pop the more important question, i.e. “Will you have sex with me?”
Jean-Ralphio: Text; tweet; Friendster post; fortune in a fortune cookie; during a screening of Stuart Little; sign language; Legos; make an adorable 2-year-old hand over a note asking the question for you; as a follow-up question, after she says “no” to “will you marry me.”

GQ: What’s the ideal date?
Jean-Ralphio: Me, Snake Juice, anything by Tyrese or Sisqó playing in the background, waterbed.

GQ: You’re in fifth grade. It’s math class. Julie sends you a note: I think you’re kinda cute.” What’s your next move?
Jean-Ralphio: I pass her a scientific calculator with pre-typed numbers that, when held upside down, spells BOOBIES.

GQ: You’re 83 years old. It’s bingo night. Ethel makes eye contact. What’s your next move?
Jean-Ralphio: I pass her a scientific calculator with pre-typed numbers that, when held upside down, spells BOOBIES.




JEAN RALPHIO, DANCE UP ON ME.

this is what I write about now.

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