According to Wealth-X’s research, revenues from Curb Your Enthusiasm plus the bounty of a fifth Seinfeld syndication deal earlier this year have David sitting at $900 million in net worth. As such, he is the “wealthiest comedian” ahead of Seinfeld ($800 million), Letterman ($390M), Cosby ($360M) and Sandler ($290M).

Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld: Nothing But Net Worth

how do I make LD fall in love with me and pay off all my student loans?

Look, I’m not sure how to get Clear History if you don’t have premium cable—probably pirate it, since they won’t allow you to buy just an HBO GO streaming package. But figure out something, for god’s sake, because it’s raining like a bastard today and you don’t really want to see that Ashton Kutcher movie about Steve Jobs, do you? Okay, just checking.
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How Will Ferrell Touched Me

Will Ferrell won the 2011 Mark Twain Prize for American Humor. Unfortunately, Larry David, Sarah Silverman, Amy Poehler, Zach Galifianakis, Eva Mendes, Christina Applegate, Maya Rudolph and Jon Heder were unable to attend the ceremony, so we asked them to record these fond personal memories of Will.

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LD. LARRY DAVID. HIS FACE WITHIN 2 SECS. I DIE.

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In his life, Larry David has neither taken a photo nor put money in a jukebox.

Larry David took piano lessons for two years at three different stages: as a young child, a twenty-something and a few years ago, the latter of which he forgot until Jeff Garlin reminded him.

LOVE THIS.