According to Wealth-X’s research, revenues from Curb Your Enthusiasm plus the bounty of a fifth Seinfeld syndication deal earlier this year have David sitting at $900 million in net worth. As such, he is the “wealthiest comedian” ahead of Seinfeld ($800 million), Letterman ($390M), Cosby ($360M) and Sandler ($290M).
how do I make LD fall in love with me and pay off all my student loans?
Look, I’m not sure how to get Clear History if you don’t have premium cable—probably pirate it, since they won’t allow you to buy just an HBO GO streaming package. But figure out something, for god’s sake, because it’s raining like a bastard today and you don’t really want to see that Ashton Kutcher movie about Steve Jobs, do you? Okay, just checking.
I don’t like talking to people I know, but strangers I have no problem with.