“It can be hard to give a gift. I can’t believe we’re still giving clothing as a gift, because whenever you get clothing as a gift you open it up and think ‘not even close.’ And the person who gives it is like ‘you can take it back if you don’t like it!’ That’s all right, I’ll just throw it out. Don’t give me an errand.”
— Jim Gaffigan
he’s anti-Christmas
who has time to enjoy a robe?
I have been in a robe since approximately 9pm last night. and I don’t plan on getting out of it anytime soon.
this is the life.
He’s anti-family.
Jim Gaffigan I’ll be performing at the Wellmont Theatre in Montclair, NJ on Saturday, Januray 23rd @ 8pm. The special pre-sale for friends (you) is on Thursday, December 3rd. The password is bacon. Tickets will go on sale to the general public Friday. Hope you get good seats.
I would love to see this man live again. Nearly peed my pants last time.
Happy Holidays, Tumblrs!
From Me and Jim Gaffigan :)