not to be a jerk,

but I really do not feel like playing host next weekend for this housewarming party. the thought of having an odd group of people in my new baby apartment where there will be a mess of alcohol and food does not sound fun to me at all at this point. I doubt we’ll be settled in with everything by that night and I’ll want to just relax after that entire chaotic week. what I’d really love instead, is for someone to bring me iced coffee and breakfast in bed and let me be lazy all day. that would be nice.