dear god, marry me!“i enjoy being indoors. i enjoy laying on couches, snacking, and reading (watching tv). summer sucks because it is the only season when, if i want to do this in the middle of a gorgeous day, people (my children) look at me like i’m a disgusting person. well, guess what? it’s 90 degrees out there, it’s 68 degrees in here, and this episode of the bachelorette isn’t going to watch itself.” - adam scott
(Source: tayshathefilmgeek)
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nor can I stay away from you, Andrew McCarthy aka the love of my life
cue my Andrew McCarthy marathon on Netflix starting… NOW
Keith Goodwin of Good Old War.
(via Mitchell Wojcik)
who also looks like Charlie Day who also looks like Jason Schwartzman, some of my favorite men <3
urlesque: Park Slope Food Coop Ryan Gosling
my worlds have collided in such a sexy, foodie kinda way.
Essential reading for any gentleman!
gq:
What Would Jean-Ralphio Do? (WWJ-RD?)
Parks and Recreation’s Snake Juice entrepreneur offers love advice and more.
GQ: Best way to pop the more important question, i.e. “Will you have sex with me?”
Jean-Ralphio: Text; tweet; Friendster post; fortune in a fortune cookie; during a screening of Stuart Little; sign language; Legos; make an adorable 2-year-old hand over a note asking the question for you; as a follow-up question, after she says “no” to “will you marry me.”
GQ: What’s the ideal date?
Jean-Ralphio: Me, Snake Juice, anything by Tyrese or Sisqó playing in the background, waterbed.
GQ: You’re in fifth grade. It’s math class. Julie sends you a note: I think you’re kinda cute.” What’s your next move?
Jean-Ralphio: I pass her a scientific calculator with pre-typed numbers that, when held upside down, spells BOOBIES.
GQ: You’re 83 years old. It’s bingo night. Ethel makes eye contact. What’s your next move?
Jean-Ralphio: I pass her a scientific calculator with pre-typed numbers that, when held upside down, spells BOOBIES.
JEAN RALPHIO, DANCE UP ON ME.
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