"If by 'action', you mean 'the puss'" is one of the best phrases I've read on Reddit.

  • @sloaney: You are one of the manliest men of whom I have ever heard. What is your morning routine that begins a day of badassery?
  • @nickofferman: I awaken. I consume oxygen, then bacon, eggs and black coffee, then my wife, then bacon.
  • @tripsmick: Best way to cook Bacon & Eggs?
  • @nickofferman: In an iron skillet, over a fire of oak at your cabin.
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kriskristoffersonsbeard:

Keep in mind I am just as clueless about all of this shit as the old men (“Foster The People” counts as a real band name these days?” was a question raised and I agreed), so you’re getting this review from various clueless angles.

Lady Gaga. Here’s what Frankie, 74,…

just. all. of this. read. in full.