pro-tip: get a boyfriend who cooks. more specifically, bakes.
a weekend full of sitting on the couch with 2 kittens, hunched over your laptop trying to finish deadlines, refueling from a week’s worth of alcohol and food comas, in pajamas with tacky movies playing on repeat is only made better by your french boyfriend baking chocolate cake and brewing coffee all day.
Good morning, Tumblr!
"If by 'action', you mean 'the puss'" is one of the best phrases I've read on Reddit.
- @sloaney: You are one of the manliest men of whom I have ever heard. What is your morning routine that begins a day of badassery?
- @nickofferman: I awaken. I consume oxygen, then bacon, eggs and black coffee, then my wife, then bacon.
- @tripsmick: Best way to cook Bacon & Eggs?
- @nickofferman: In an iron skillet, over a fire of oak at your cabin.
Keep in mind I am just as clueless about all of this shit as the old men (“Foster The People” counts as a real band name these days?” was a question raised and I agreed), so you’re getting this review from various clueless angles.
Lady Gaga. Here’s what Frankie, 74,…
just. all. of this. read. in full.
