“Aw, poor baby. Can’t hack it in the big city? Gonna move to the Bay Area now and pretend that was your dream the whole time? Have fun always carrying a light sweater.”
“Real life is for March!”
it’s Scumbag Christmas!
we - as a couple - are going to IKEA.
“I never sleep on planes. I don’t want to get incepted.”
“And if you need to make millions of dollars with no talent or education, the best place to do it is in entertainment.”