“Aw, poor baby. Can’t hack it in the big city? Gonna move to the Bay Area now and pretend that was your dream the whole time? Have fun always carrying a light sweater.”
— Jenna Maroney, 30 Rock

30 Rock as Bravo reality TV show? worlds colliding in the most hilarious way. 

“Real life is for March!”

it’s Scumbag Christmas!

vh1:

popculturebrain:

‘30 Rock’ Unleashes ‘Shit Liz Lemon Says’ | THR

Smart smart smart. 

I want to go to there.

“Lovers.. oh, that word bums me out unless it’s between meat and pizza.”

GPOY

justjon:

Werewolf Bar Mitzvah! Spooky scary! Boys becoming men! Men becoming wolves!

forever a reblog.

mandrewdean replied to your post: today

you really rode with Lutz?! what stop did he get on? let’s hold a stake out.

yup. I got on the subway at 8th St, stood next to a seat and wouldn’t ya know it? Lutz was right in front of me on his blackberry standing with the rest of us. I looked around to see if anyone even noticed who he was and no one gave a shit. I glanced back at him and I just smiled. inside I couldn’t stop picturing the scene where he’s dancing in blue light wearing a bra. it was a magical 5min subway ride.

“I never sleep on planes. I don’t want to get incepted.”

Jack Donaghy

noted.

“And if you need to make millions of dollars with no talent or education, the best place to do it is in entertainment.”
— Tracy Jordan

I ... am a protein

  • Donald: Daddy, can I have $50,000 to start a business where people can call in and get air quality reports from all over the United States?
  • Jack: Don't call it -
  • Donald: and I'm going to call it, American Airlines

truth.

  • Liz: Jack, what makes a guy get bored in a dating situation?
  • Jack: Excellent question. The answer is questions like that.