Elaine: Maybe I should just get married.
Jerry: Dating is really starting to get embarrassing isn’t it?
Elaine: I know. You know, whenever I’m on a date I feel people can tell.
Jerry: People on dates shouldn’t even be allowed out in public.
Elaine: You can say that again.
Jerry: It’s embarrassing for them. It’s painful for us to watch. I’m going out with someone later, I’m not even taking her out of the house.
Elaine: Good for you.
Jerry: I don’t need a bunch of people staring at us.
Elaine: Right on baby.
(via The Big Salad)