lauriebreaker:

funnelthru:

via the405club and nscaletti

“The bill, expected to swiftly pass in both houses, would facilitate the subzero preservation of any graduate of a two- or four-year educational institution. Sponsors of the initiative said that with the national unemployment rate at just under 10 percent, it only made sense for young job-seekers to temporarily enter a state of supercooled stasis.”

more evidence that college graduates are permanently fucked.