Things Said To Me At A Dinner Party

icarntspell:

- Your hair looks like a lion
- You kinda sound like Mitch Hedberg
- You’re drinking PBR?
- You’re shorter than your personality implies
- I just came twice

“NAH, BEY!” was also my favorite.

also: 4ASS was my ending thought

this is what I write about now.

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