December 2011
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Tomorrow is my last day of bumming it. This is very sad to me.
Yea, I don’t do well when I’m excited all week to go to a concert and then I get there and it’s a bunch of drunk fucktard chicks from God knows where bumping all over me and slobbering over gross dickbags to get attention. I just wanted a one damn beer and to rock out and have a good time without feeling like I had to punch everyone in the neck every five seconds....
none of these people are from the city. they’re all from jersey. kill me.
my god is Harrison Ford any hotter than in “Raiders of the Lost Ark”?! I’m getting all hot and bothered watching this!
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“Looks like I’m a half-hour early, whoops! No whoops, actually. This is exactly...”
– My Internal Monologue On A First Date
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this blog has turned into the chronicles of a...
intermittently with some drunken, optimistic moments but mostly embarrassment and disappointment.
I have no travel plans, so there goes that portion of this blog.
work is boring and currently I’ve given up til the second week of January, so no complaints to rant about right now.
my camera broke so no fun “here’s why I love NYC” pictures to show you, sorry.
all I do is...
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is John Lithgow the greatest?
or is John Lithgow the greatest?
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wallofdis replied to your post: wallofdis replied to your photo: 22 Ave. Express…
OH, I will outquote you!
well I wanna die.
actually in a big mood to watch ALL the Wes Anderson movies tonight.
THANKS HARD DRIVE FOR CRASHING.
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wallofdis replied to your photo: 22 Ave. Express Age 32
Remind me when we’re sharing a bottle of wine together to discuss this movie in-depth with you.
please stop belittling me.
I would love ALL of that. remember to never let our glasses be empty!
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oh.
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“Well thanks to the Internet, I’m now bored with sex.”
– Fry
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“Well, I guess that’s pretty much now how I feel about relationships;...”
– Alvy Singer
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Annie Hall
Alvy Singer: Hey listen, gimme a kiss.
Annie Hall: Really?
Alvy Singer: Yeah, why not, because we're just gonna go home later, right, and then there's gonna be all that tension, we've never kissed before and I'll never know when to make the right move or anything. So we'll kiss now and get it over with, and then we'll go eat. We'll digest our food better.
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“The most important thing is to find the thing you’re passionate and focus on it....”
– Kevin Burg & Jamie Beck, creators of Cinemagraphs (one of my favorite couples slash bloggers, who if you ever meet in real life, are so insanely nice it’ll make you sick)
It's 3pm and I just woke up
What should I cook today?
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huzzah!
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doing ALL the Christmas in New York things
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Also: play Fleetwood Mac at a bar and I’m there. Always.
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I'm learning how to be a real New Yorker
that means going out drinking and eating by yourself on holiday nights
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recapping the last few weeks but also thinking of...
I’ve had craziness the past few weeks. just, I don’t understand anything that ever happens to me and my life here and what to do about it kind of stuff. I’ve been out practically every night at these weird parties or events, ok mainly holiday parties and Brooklyn outings that blogs I love host because it’s Brooklyn and they can because none of us have real jobs. and...
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I fucking knew everyone at that Bored to Death party looked familiar. now I know why “missed connections” exist.
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MEL: Tell me the problem, and we'll figure out how to argue it.
CHER: I like this boy.
MEL: Yes?
CHER: And he likes someone else.
MEL: How could that be?
CHER: I don't know, but I feel wretched.
MEL: Well, obviously this boy is a complete moron. You are the most beautiful girl in Beverly Hills. And to tell you the truth, I'm not sure I want you with a stupid fella like that.
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I know guys, I party more during the week than I do on the weekend. It’s just how life in the city goes. Holiday break means all the eating and drinking.
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no risk, no reward
Steve Guttenberg was right.
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one of the saddest moments of my day, and life in...
is that once a day I go “OH MAN I COULD TOTALLY GO FOR A BURGER AND A BEER RIGHT NOW, WHO CAN COME WITH ME?!” and I look over to my buddy list on AIM, Gchat, and Facebook and scan for friends to invite out and the only people I know who’d say “yes” are a million miles away.
I hate you all.
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Aziz Ansari goes to Japan | GQ
"You are on television?" one of the girls asked Ansari. He allowed that he was.
"What program would I know about?"
"Have you seen Friends?"
"Yes!" all the girls said simultaneously.
"I played Chandler," said Ansari. "Indian Chandler."
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“We philosophers really need to know the truth (about everything!); we need to...”
– Arrested Development and Philosophy: They’ve Made a Huge Mistake (via curiositycounts)
I must buy this book.
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I don’t care what your mama says, Christmas is almost here.
I don’t care what your papa says, Christmas is full of cheer.
I wish it was Christmas today.
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Christmas slash Childhood Movie Marathon
Love Actually
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Shanty Where Santy Clause Lives
The Neverending Story
Elf
Willow
Bridget Jones Diary
Red Sonja
Conan the Barbarian / Conan the Destroyer
The Year Without a Santa Claus
Rudolph’s Shiny New Year
Jack Frost
How The Grinch Stole Christmas
A Muppet Christmas Carol
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make work your favorite
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Watchalso I can’t stop watching this. and giggling.
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it is decided.
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Is there such a thing as “overseen in Brooklyn”? If not, someone please start it for me.
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confidence.
because us girls can’t wait forever, dudes.
