January 2012
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Friday morning thoughts
what a bullshit text that I absolutely adore
it’s a Nike dunks and black dress kinda day (pic coming soon)
ARE YOU KIDDING ME, MANHATTAN RAIN!?
craving a bacon egg and cheese
why am I already getting phone calls?!
oh ok a new gig, because I’m not already busy like a fucking bee
my friends ask for too many favors. always. damnit.
I just want to sleep til Sunday
hey everyone,...
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“Ideally you visit Rome slowly. You sit. You stroll. You take it as it comes. You...”
– Anthony Bourdain
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“A tourist planning to come to New York - they seem totally unprepared....”
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“On date night if you don’t go home and have the nastiest, dirtiest sex of...”
– Anthony Bourdain
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“I’m telling you, there’s nothing more romantic than sitting over a...”
– Anthony Bourdain
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“I have so much strength in me you have no idea. I have a love in my life. It...”
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I say you the bestest, lean in for a big kiss…
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Watchvh1:
popculturebrain:
‘30 Rock’ Unleashes ‘Shit Liz Lemon Says’ | THR
Smart smart smart.
I want to go to there.
“Lovers.. oh, that word bums me out unless it’s between meat and pizza.”
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scratch that
Alkaline Trio knows how we feel.
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Minus The Bear knows how I feel..
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giddy like a school girl.
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“you haven’t been doing what you’re doing for this long without being...”
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OH HEY 11PM PRESENTATION WORK, HOW ARE YOU? I’M FUCKING EXHAUSTED AND I CAN’T BELIEVE I HAVE TO DO YOU AT THIS HOUR. PLEASE DON’T BE A DICK TO ME TOMORROW.
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Colbert Report!
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DO WORK!
ok so I may be in for an overkill because January has already left me fucking exhausted but also very productive and very excited to GET SHIT DONE. this year’s motto is “less talking, more doing” and I think I’m proving that with 6 events already lined up:
#bedstuycrawl
demo & a beer night
how to read the internet
starting guide for the self-employed
transitioning...
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once again my heart is tested in this SF vs NY game.
CMON FRIENDSHIPS!
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you and me and five bucks.
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Go, girl, seek happy nights to happy days.
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Some guy at this dinner party: "This documentary changed my life."
Me, to Katie as she's making a fake-jerk-off motion: "I just ate goat cheese out of my cleavage."
-- let's start a book with that title.
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Things Said To Me At A Dinner Party
icarntspell:
- Your hair looks like a lion - You kinda sound like Mitch Hedberg - You’re drinking PBR? - You’re shorter than your personality implies - I just came twice
“NAH, BEY!” was also my favorite.
also: 4ASS was my ending thought
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Tumblr dinner party shenanigans.
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Time Out New York - Treat Yourself with Aziz... →
remember when I wrote this?
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reasons I woke up today in a sudden OH SH-
it’s that southerner’s birthday
it’s Jeff’s birthday weekend
I get to meet my Tumblr girl crushes in real life TONIGHT
it’s my birthday in a few weeks and I need to plan things
it’s so damn stuffy in this room
I’m really hungry
it’s #thursdaynighttelevision watching time
I have a messenger bag I bought last year from Brooklyn Industries which is pretty awesome and durable for transporting my mini office with me: http://bit.ly/AEo314 though I won’t lie it’s bulky and heavy especially if I’m out and about all day. which I’m now learning to do less of, OR, carry my iPad instead to reduce the amount of shit I gotta lug around.
#ideacity is a...
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newyorkandtheworld asked: hey looks like youre an avid traveler as well. i'll actually be living in brazil for 3 months this summer teaching english. my friend owns a school in sao paulo. what kind of travel have you done?
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showing around a cute Italian foreigner my side of Brooklyn and enjoying endless conversations? Yes please!
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“When you’re an artist, you have to hope for everything and expect nothing.”
– Darren Criss
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things to enjoy in New York City that will surely...
dream apartment slash “one day I’ll buy that house” hunting
furniture and antiques shopping
food, and lots of it, always
fashion and seasonal clothing only if you were a model could you really pull off
actual apartment hunting to which $2500 is minimally required
and you wonder why so many people don’t have a proper savings account accrued in this city.
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museum day!
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Chasing Amy
HOLDEN: I love you. And not in a friendly way, although I think we're great friends. And not in a misplaced affection, puppy-dog way, although I'm sure that's what you'll call it. And it's not because you're unattainable. I love you. Very simple, very truly. You're the epitome of every attribute and quality I've ever looked for in another person. I know you think of me as just a friend and crossing that line is the furthest thing from an option you'd ever consider. But I can't do this any longer. I can't stand next to you without wanting to hold you. I can't look into your eyes without feeling that longing you only read about in trashy romance novels. I can't talk to you without wanting to express my love for everything you are. I know this will probably queer our friendship - no pun intended - but I had to say it, because I've never felt this before, and I like who I am because of it. And if bringing it to light means we can't hang out anymore, then that hurts me. But I couldn't allow another day to go by without getting it out there, regardless of the outcome, which by the look on your face is to be the inevitable shoot-down. And I'll accept that But I know some part of you is hesitating for a moment, and if there is a moment of hesitation, that means you feel something too. All I ask is that you not suppress that - at least for ten minutes - and try to dwell in it before you dismiss it. There isn't another soul on this fucking planet who's ever made me the person I am when I'm with you, and I would risk this friendship for the chance to take it to the next plateau. Because it's there between you and me. You can't deny that. And even if we never speak again after tonight, please know that I'm forever changed because of you and what you've meant to me, which - while I do appreciate it - I'd never need a painting of birds bought at a diner to remind me of.
Holden: Aren't you at least going to comment?
Alyssa: Here's my comment fuck you.
HOLDEN: Why?
ALYSSA: That was so unfair. You know how unfair that was.
HOLDEN: It's unfair that I'm in love with you?
ALYSSA: No, it's unfortunate that you're in love with me. It's unfair that you felt the fucking need to unburden your soul about it. Do you remember for a fucking second who I am?
HOLDEN: So? People change.
ALYSSA: Oh, it's that simple? You fall in love with me and want a romantic relationship, nothing changes for you with the exception of feeling hunky-dorey all the time. But what about-me? It's not that simple, is it? I can't just get into a relationship with you without throwing my whole fucking world into upheaval!
HOLDEN: But that's every relationship! There's always going to be a period of adjustment.
ALYSSA: Period of adjustment?!? THERE'S NO 'PERIOD OF ADJUSTMENT' HOLDEN! I'M FUCKING GAY! THAT'S WHO I AM! AND YOU ASSUME I CAN TURN THAT AROUND JUST BECAUSE YOU'VE GOT A CRUSH?!?
HOLDEN: If this is a crush... then I don't know if I could take the real thing if it ever happens.