Wet Hot American Summer and steak and potatoes on the couch. This is Saturday night.

watching The Layover has been pure torture this afternoon. I have every desire to pack up, head on a plane, greet my friends in all the cities, and eat and drink until I puke.

These are photos from my Flickr Photostream.

I hate those people. I elbowed a mime on the way over. Ya know, get a job. get. a job.
- Anthony Bourdain
you better RSVP soon

you better RSVP soon

oh fuck you, Bourdain! now I want to book that weekend trip to South Beach! UGH you bitch.

on today’s schedule:

  • slept for 12 hours, FINALLY
  • coffee & bacon egg and cheese sandwich, natch
  • Anthony Bourdain marathon, so ya know expect more spam and quotage
  • listed out 10 dinner ideas for today
  • will cook all the food
  • I even have my kitchen outfit picked out
  • gonna watch oldfilmsflicker recommendations
  • stopping by the birthday girl’s place for a bit
  • sending out birthday dinner invites
  • counting down sleepover time
  • maybe I’ll even clean

Jenna knows what my typical workday looks like now

Jenna knows what my typical workday looks like now

pay no attention to me dancing with my girl we’ve every intention to be failures in this world.
- mewithoutYOU
GPOYFriday edition

GPOYFriday edition

Friday morning thoughts

  • what a bullshit text that I absolutely adore
  • it’s a Nike dunks and black dress kinda day (pic coming soon)
  • ARE YOU KIDDING ME, MANHATTAN RAIN!?
  • craving a bacon egg and cheese
  • why am I already getting phone calls?!
  • oh ok a new gig, because I’m not already busy like a fucking bee
  • my friends ask for too many favors. always. damnit.
  • I just want to sleep til Sunday
  • hey everyone, come see how good I look!
  • ahh! so much to doooooo

Ideally you visit Rome slowly. You sit. You stroll. You take it as it comes. You don’t go to see stuff, you let it slip up on you. One piazza, one fountain, one amazing structure at a time.
- Anthony Bourdain
A tourist planning to come to New York - they seem totally unprepared. They’re very badly dressed. I used to wonder why these people show up looking like they were gonna clean out the garage. Bring some nice clothes; I mean you may not care what you look like but we have to look at you.
On date night if you don’t go home and have the nastiest, dirtiest sex of your life after this, there’s really no hope.
- Anthony Bourdain
I’m telling you, there’s nothing more romantic than sitting over a hot grill, looking longingly into each other’s eyes and grilling little slivers of meat.
- Anthony Bourdain
I have so much strength in me you have no idea. I have a love in my life. It makes me stronger than anything you can imagine.

this is what I write about now.

see also: hbic . digital nomad . proud brooklynite . anthony bourdain spammer . travel geek

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